Saturday, June 28, 2008
auf Wiedersehen!
Its been a good one. I mean that very seriously. Thank you so much mom and dad for allowing me to do this for a semester. I owe you more than you know. It was good for me to get out of Champaign for a semester. But now I'm ready to get back home. I'm really gonna miss this place but its just been so long since I've had Papa Dels...
My final souvenir that I bought yesterday was an Austrian flag that I'll put up in my room. I feel connected to this country in a sense now, but as cool as it is over here, I can't imagine living in any other place but the United States of America. I'm gonna get a little patriotic for a minute here. This is due mostly cause I'm coming home, 4th of July is next week, and I miss home in general. Europe is cool, but I don't see how people say that America needs to be more like Europe. My program director loves it over here and he is always trying to tell me what Europe does that is so great. I gotta tell you I don't think it sounds that fantastic. Plus they don't even have ice or water fountains over here haha. Sure there are some perks in Europe that I like, but overall I think we do it right. I do wish we loved football (I guess I have to start calling it soccer now) as much as they do over here.
So ends another chapter in the life of Andrew Sweeney. Thanks for reading! I'll be home before the fireworks...
Prost!
Monday, June 23, 2008
last class
I started my final class today. Its called Export Marketing Management. Its probably the most worthwhile class I've taken here so far and shouldn't be too bad. The teacher is from Greece and seems pretty cool.
I saw the movie "The Happening" tonight. I give it the official Andrew Sweeney thumbs down. I think Shyamalan is losing it like Djavad.
I've been in a perpetual state of stickiness these last two weeks. Europe doesn't believe in air conditioning. Among AC I'm also excited to get back to water fountains, food delivery, ice, the english language, cheeseburgers..... I could go all day.
To be fair I will miss a lot of things here so it will be a bittersweet departure, especially because I can start naming my "last" things like last night at Loco, last night at fanzone, last kebap....
Other than that it will be good to be back at home. Gotta go.
Friday, June 20, 2008
unbelievable
I'll be doing homework.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
European Top 5 Pt. 2
3. BARCELONA
They kind of spoke Spanish here, but not really. The water was hardly drinkable. The public transportation there sucked. There was a beach but it was too cold to enjoy it (wow why is this even on the top 5?) Well, there was so much to do and a lot of really cool places we drank at. Amy's sister studied there last spring so we knew where we were going. We saw a fountain show, ventured through bustling market streets, ate paella and tapas, climbed a mountain, stormed a castle, saw the famous and unfinished Sagrada Familia, saw the Barcelona soccer team's gigantic Camp Nou stadium and so on and so forth. No museums. No tours. Just a lot of fun at our pace and our time. It was a good midway point in the spring break trip. I wanted to see more Spain and go to sunny Madrid but we spent too much time in France.
4. SALZBURG
I had to throw in something from good old Austria. Since Vienna is out of the running I choose Salzburg, the Disney World of Europe. Yes, I suffered the Sound of Music tour here. However, we had a really good group of people with us. There was a really cool fortress/castle thing was saw, that even had a torture chamber. The scenery was beautiful. The Augustiner Brauhaus was AWESOME and there I learned that "Ein muter Trunk Macht alte jung". Plus we saw the largest ice caves in the world. The trip lasted 5 days so we were able to take out time. All in all a very memorable trip.
5. BASKA
Sneaking in at the end of the Top 5 is the island town in Croatia. This was a fantastic trip. Our true Spring Break of 2008. A tiny town nestled at the southern tip of the island of Krk (possibly the largest island in the Adriatic, I'm not sure) was the perfect getaway from the stresses of one class a week. The sun was shining, the water was clear, and the sheep were roasting. It was peaceful and relaxing during the day, and then at night the party started. European rock bands, beer that tasted like it was from back home, and delicious lamb. I could have stayed there for another week, especially because of the exchange rate. I really need to stop thinking about these places because I'm getting a little melancholy that this semester is over.
Honorable Mentions:
Munich
Munich was fun because the town was basically founded on beer and that's really all you have to do there. I couldn't put two German cities in the top 5 because I wanted to spread it out and not show a bias towards Deutschland (even though there is one). The walking tour was guided by a newbie and he was terrible, so my experience is tainted a bit. I did get to reunite with old friends and I really enjoyed that.
Bratislava
Ok this one is mostly a joke but I went there three freaking times (not by choice) so the joke here is that I secretly love it. The poor city does get beat up on a lot (think the movies "Hostel" and "Eurotrip") Yes it is still getting itself together after the iron curtain went down, and yes, some of the buildings are falling apart, but hey, gotta love that exchange rate. Great food, great drinks, and a near-death experience I will never forget.
Graz
A very cool day trip to the capitol of Styria in Austria with one of my favorite museums and the best schnitzel I've ever had.
By principle I did not include anything about France but I did enjoy Nice and Paris. Not so much Avignon.
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
-Michael Scott
European Top 5
1. BERLIN
Berlin was just....the best. I can't say enough about it. If I was doing a country ranking Germany would easily be up there. It could be that I just spent a lot of time there and saw old friends but that's not the case. I just love the German culture, and the people are uber friendly. I haven't slept in a more comfortable bed this entire semester than the ones in that hostel. I was so happy about it I almost went online and wrote a review. Basically the company that made that visit was called NewEurope. They do free walking tours (they only work on tips) and then they take you out at night on pub crawls. The tour was fantastic. The guy was hilarious. The pub crawl was one of the best nights out I've had here. I met the coolest people and had the most interesting conversations. The beer and brats were excellent. Ok I'll stop now. I've already talked about the city so you don't need to hear it again. One more final point I would like to make is that Berlin was near the end of my long two week spring break trip, so for me to be interested in anything by that time is saying something.
2. PRAGUE
Oh Eastern Bloc. I feel like I have betrayed Prague a little bit for not being number 1 because now that I'm writing my reasons down there's no way this guy deserves to be number 2. But, this is the real world and there are number 1's and number 2's. I would be the first to tell you. Just look at my trophy shelf. The trip to Prague was my first group trip out of Vienna besides ski week. I was at that time still really pumped about traveling. I was running around with my camera in one hand and a map in the other with my "Czech Me Out" t-shirt on. Just kidding. I do have that t-shirt but I was not wearing it. Oh, beginning of semester Andrew, there is so much I need to warn you about, and yet, I can't. Anyway, the Czech Republic has arguably the best beer in the world. The pilsner beer was invented in this country! Our famous Budweiser was stolen from this country! The sights in Prague were great. The famous castle was closed so I was a little bitter about that, but Prague had it all: sights, drinks, nightlife, and even Anti-American graffiti!
OK I've got my next two cities lined up but I haven't actually figured out which one I will throw in for number 5 so I'm actually going to do my homework now.
Prost!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Strategy Weekend
Tonight is do or die for Austria. I'll be in the Fanzone.
Prost!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Immer Wieder Osterreich!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
give me a jersey
tourney update and misc.
I promise I won't talk about the games much because if you are watching them then you don't need me to tell you what happened and if you want commentary Page 2 of espn.com has a hilarious recap of the games in a daily diary. But this is my blog so these are my thoughts:
Romania has surprised everyone with their tenacity and bunker ball defense that even had enough courage to stand up to ribery's ugliness. I still say if Thierry Henry was in the game France would have put one away but that's just my own biases coming into play. Italy got whooped one of the best games so far of the tournament. The Dutch were outnumbered 3-1 in the Fanzone but that didn't stop them from going nuts. What else...oh yeah. The first half of the Sweden/Greece game I literally wanted to die. It was one of the most boring halves of soccer I've seen. Ryan Hoch pointed out to me that it looked like the Simpsons episode where they make fun of soccer and the players just pass it back and forth the whole time and not score. Spain looks like they are gonna be a tough team to beat as long as they don't choke. I found myself bewildered at this Spanish striker who wasn't Fernando Torres who was scoring all the goals (Who the hell is David Villa?). Portugal just soundly beat the Czech Republic in what I called the We don't want to play Germany in the Quarterfinals Bowl. The other game was pretty boring too. I was expecting more fights. Tonight I'm going to try to sneak away from this presentation and head to Fanzone for the Austria/Poland game tonight, because if Austria wins, that is where I want to be. They probably won't win, but I can still believe.
(at this point I realize that I broke my promise about talking about the games)
In other news I got an e-mail from my landlord telling me to remove the couch and pool from the front lawn. I knew about the couch but pool? Where the heck did we get a pool? How big is this pool? I have a bad feeling that my house on campus is starting to turn into a circus and that I'll have some surprises in store for me when I get back home.
After this weekend I will be 4 classes down and 1 to go with my online class that I'll be doing for the better part of the rest of my summer when I get to Champaign.
Have I mentioned that this weekend excursion destination is unknown? With Austria's tradition of having creepy molester people I'm a little wary of following this teacher guy anywhere...
If I don't report back by Monday send a search team.
cheers
Monday, June 9, 2008
fanzone


In other news I now have concrete evidence that Djavad has been siphoning my internet usage and was responsible for me not having internet for 5 days at the end of May. I've tried asking him why he switches the internet cords from one jack to another while I'm out of town but he insists the maids must have done it. It appears appeasement will not work with him, so I have to figure out a new method to stop him lest my internet gets sucked up for my remaining days here. More on those developments later.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Believe!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
National Pride
One of the locals I found myself talking to at a bar last month suggested that because Austria was so bad, they should drop out and sell their spot on eBay. I'm sure the English would be happy to pay. The reason why I'm bringing this up is because I have heard rumors all semester about a petition for Austria to drop out of the tournament because they do not actually belong in it. I have just found evidence that this petition exists.
The concert I went to last night at Shonbrunn was hosted by the Vienna Philharmonic btw.
Today I went to a museum called the Haus der Musik. The history stuff about the various composers was boring but they had a couple floors of interactive stuff where you could play around with different sounds (real and imaginary), test your hearing threshold, create new sounds with multiple sounds layered together in the right way, and finally make your own music onto a cd. Fun while learning!
my euphoria is limited because I have to start lesson 2 of my online class and my head is playing tricks on me because I could have sworn I just caught a hint of BBQ in the air....
auf wiedersehen.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
"Das ist genug" und Sommernachtskonzert
Tonight is Austria's annual "gift" to the EU. It is a summer outdoor concert by Austria's most famous orchestra (the name escapes me) being performed at the lovely Shonbrunn palace. It just got done pouring rain so we'll see if it actually happens. The annual performance is done in honor of Austria entering the EU in 1995. Whenever a country enters this organization, it gives a gift. Austria's is this summer concert. I've been feeling guilty about being in Vienna all this time and not going to a concert so after tonight I can sleep easier.
The tournament starts this weekend and people are already filling this city up. I hate the tourist surge but I also like it because I can look at the them with disdain as I no longer feel like I am one anymore. Someone actually told me that they read a Europe travel guide that was updated for the summer and it basically tells people not to come to Austria because of all the people that will be here. The large crowds will not discourage me from going to Fanzone whenever I can. To get an idea of where the party is at I'll post a link. You can count on me being here at least whenever Austria plays, but most likely if there is any free time or a big game on.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Salzburg and Croatia
Last month about 15 of us went to Salzburg for the holiday weekend. It seemed to me to be more of an "Austrian" city than Vienna is but that's also because Vienna is just simply a big city and its tough to have any sort of identity or connection with the surrounding country. However, Salzburg was way too much like the Disneyworld of Europe. There were families everwhere and an ATM's as plentiful as Starbuck's. The town was also really expensive to boot.

The Stiegl brewery was closed until June, so we weren't able to see that. Basically I got tricked into coming to this place. However, the Augustiner Brauhaus was open, and we spent many hours there. It opened at 3 p.m. with a crowd waiting outside to drink the delicious amber beer in the large beer halls. We went back the next night for Nate's birthday and we got the whole place to sing "Happy Birthday". It was pretty fun. In case you were dying to know, the answer is yes, I went on the Sound of Music tour.


Croatia was a nice change of pace from our normal travels. I would consider it my real "spring break" part of the semester. We were on an island called Krk in a beach town called Baska (pronounced "Kirk" and "Bashka") The water was crystal clear and the beaches were smooth pebble. There was also a nice tiki hut bar right next to us. While we were there a festival was going on called the "Black Sheep Festival". It was essentially the one party they have all year so we lucked out.

2-3 live bands were there and all night they had sheep cooking on a skewer. So we got to eat lamb, drink their bad beer, and listen to european rock bands all night next to the ocean. I had just made a comment to myself that I did not like their beer when I heard Megan say "this tastes like beer back home," and then my worst suspicions became a reality and I found another item of reverse culture shock I will have to endure. On a side note I have no idea why there is a Black Sheep Festival, and if I find anything on the internet I'll let you know.
Traveling is pretty much over for me. I have another class I am finishing up on Monday. It was supposed to be a German final but our teacher decided to give us a take home final to turn in on Monday and then she was going to go out with all of us and drink (I love this University). I have two more classes I need to finish and an online class I need to start getting serious about. Plus, the Euro Cup is drawing ever closer and I can hardly control my excitement.
People went and saw Indiana Jones 4 last night. It was pretty much the entertaining experience I expected it to be. Spielberg also did a good job of staying true to the old movies. That's all for now.
cheers.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Vienna
A recap of the week in Vienna...
Sunday- Sweeney's friend on the program had his last night in Vienna, so almost the whole group went out to this club called Flex. Of course, it was Sunday night and no one was there. It was good fun though... because there were no bathrooms, a few guys peed in the Danube, which was hilarious. Of course, we get back in around 3.30 with the knowledge that we had a long Monday ahead of us.
Monday-At 9 am, we had a brewery tour at Ottakringer, Vienna's favorite cheap beer. The tour was fun and highly informative, we found out that the term "Bloss so" basically means "shut up and drink your beer". On the tour, we were able to sample various hops, and at the end, we got to sample all the different types of beer they make. We ended up drinking about a liter of beer at 10.30 am... which was awesome. They also gave us free pretzels.
Tuesday-We're pretending Tuesday didn't happen because Andrew failed to entertain me on Tuesday. I did some sight seeing and saw another freaking church. For an area thats so crazy, Europe sure as a lot of freaking churches. Thats all they do, drink and build stuff.
Wednesday-Andrew made up for his poor showing on Tuesday by providing a bash. We went to his favorite bar, Billabong, for the Champion's League final. We had asked about reservations for a table the day before, and were laughed at because it had been booked for 2 weeks prior. So, we decided to go early at 4.30 and post up at the bar to guarantee seats. We were the only two people at the bar other than those who work there, so we decided to start buying pitchers. At the end of happy hour, we asked the waiter for 4 pitchers and he stared at us like we were crazy. The fact is, pitchers were half price and there was no way I was paying full price when I had been there at happy hour. Also, there was a dog just hanging out at the bar, walking behind the counter among other things... and people wonder why the plague swept through this area. Anyways, the bar got packed before the game started, and we watched the whole thing. It had a pretty good atmosphere, lots of cheering and what not. We were there with one other guy who is a Man United fan (the team that won), so he was chanting and singing with other fans. Afterwards, we made the trek the Vienna's most infamous bar, Loco, for victory tequila shots with orange... an Austrian tradition. The club was packed for karaoke, and the Man United fan we were with started singing his own words along to the songs. Two of my favorites included "I'm sooo excited, for Man Uniiiited" and "if you wanna blow a game, in the worst way... who ya gonna call? JOHN TERRY" to the tune of ghostbusters (John Terry missed a penalty for Chelsea to lose: this scene approximates what happened at billabong when that occurred. I did not cheer.)
Thursday- Originally, we decided that we were going to go to Bratislava, but waking up with after effects from Wednesday's celebration coupled with the fact it was sunny out for the first time this week prevented us (apparently, you have to go when its rainy to get the full experience). We planned on doing laundry, but the washing machine broke like everything else in this place. Instead, we went to the Illini Inn of Vienna, One Euro Pub. I was able to enjoy its cheap drinks, picnic table seats, no sinks in the bathroom, and ridiculous amounts of smoke. My eyes hurt when I went to bed from the smoke. But hey, its cheap and I'm in college.
Friday- We went to Bratislava. Unluckily, it was sunny out and it looked like a real city... the castle was even slightly majestic. However, we did find many broken/trashy things to laugh at from the eastern bloc, which was the point of the trip. It took us 30 minutes to walk basically the entirety of the city. In fact, the best part of the trip was the meal, which was about the only real tasting stuff I've had here. Bratislava did manage to tire us out, so we came back and refueled with a nap and a doner kebap. Sweeney has been in Europe long enough to tell the difference between kebap stands, someone needs to airlift him some real food. Does Papa Del's deliver to Europe? We went out to a club named Glifsdlaf (some stupid Italian name). It was pretty cool, though, they paid hot girls to dance on the bar, basically as eurotrash as possible. We ended up chanting ILL-INI at the bar for no apparent reason. Overall, a good night out.
Saturday- We went and got gelato and ran into people from Danville because I was wearing an Illinois shirt. I've decided that Illini nation is the Free Masons of American colleges, they're everywhere and you can bring them out of hiding with an orange shirt. Sweeney says that he's seen one in every city he's been to (not people in his program, of course).
Overall, its been a great trip to Europe, however there is a lot of stuff that I did not like or that weirds me out (it's been sort of a running joke now). We decided that I would be remiss to not make a list on the blog of things that I don't like in Europe:
-Dogs in public places, especially restaurants and subways
-No waterfountains (paying for water, wtf?)
-The way people walk. They walk so slowly on sidewalks, however when they walk up escalators so you have to get out of there way. There are two lanes on the escalator, walking and standing. If you're going to hurry everywhere, fine, walk up the escalator, but don't pass me on the escalator then slow me down on the sidewalk.
-Europeans are so lazy. Thursday was randomly a holiday in Austria and nothing was open. We couldn't buy beer. Bastards.
-It seems like nothing here works. It took them so long to fix the internet and stuff just stays broken.
-A restaurant experience takes 3 hours.
-Their idea of an American-style pizza includes: corn, peppers, and ham
-They don't understand buying in bulk: we had to purchase two smaller bottles of vodka to save money.
-They get mad at you when you try to break the 50 euro note because the ATMs don't give you 20's.
-Coins
-European intersections, especially their walk signs. It doesn't make any sense. There was a train going through Bratislava's main plaza and we almost got hit by it.
-Gypsies, they're always trying to trick you into giving them money. In America we call them "lawyers".
-Techno... the popular song here is "Put your hands up for Detroit". ummmmm...
To be fair, there are some things I like about Europe:
-beer
-kebap
Anyways, I'm leaving Sweeney now, so you probably won't get any more blog entries because he's really lazy. My next trip to Europe will probably be to England because I'm sick of trying to read gobbily gook languages when I'm going around
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayern
On Friday night, we went on a beerhall/beergarden tour of Munich, a city that is known for its expansive and numerous establishments. Our tour guide, Troy, was a very cool Australian guy who told us some great stories. We learned that Munich was originally a cluster of monastaries (Munchen means the monks... the region Bayern, Bavaria in English, means "by the", so Bayern Munchen means by the monks). Medieval monks were famous for their brewing exploits, so the city was basically founded on beer itself. Its specialty, wheat beer, was invented in the middle ages because the peasents weren't able to eat during Lent. Because of a loophole in the bible, they sat around all day and drank beer instead of eating food. However, they found that they became too skinny only drinking regular beer and were starting to get too drunk. Thus, they began making beer out of wheat in order to sustain themselves. At each different hall, he would tell us a different fun fact about the history of beer and the beer gardens. First, we went to Augustiner beer garden, which is the largest inner city beer garden and the third largest beer garden in the world, holding 5,000 people at its capacity. We also were able to tour Lowenbrau beer garden and brewery. Finally, our tour ended at Augstiner Keller, an indoor beer hall. When the tour was over, we took celebratory jaeger shots outside.
Saturday was a significant day for Munich because the biggest soccer team in Germany, Bayern Munich, had their last home game of the season. Bayern had already secured the Bundesliga championship, so it was a huge party for all of Bayern's fans throughout the day. We walked through Munich to the city hall in order to go on a free tour of the city. Bayern fans were EVERYWHERE walking through the city and singing and partying all night long. Once we were at the city hall, we found our tour guide and took the tour of Munich. Big Mistake. It turns out that we ended up with the worst tour guide of all time... guess you get what you paid for. The stories he told were very boring due to his inability to be entertaining. We still learned a few fun facts about Munich. It was, as the other tour guide said, basically founded on beer. It didn't really start growing until Henry the Lion was given the region by the Holy Roman Emporer as a gift for his loyalty. Naturally, he rode down to Munich and celebrated this gift by getting hammered and burning down another ruler's bridge. He built a second bridge by Munich, and the town started to grow... so Munich's rise is partially attributed to a drunk deciding to destroy a bridge.
After our root canal of a tour, we headed back to the hostel to recharge our batteries. We happened upon two brits watching soccer in the bar, so we decided to buy some beer and keep them company. Afterwards, we went to the most famous beerhall in the world, the Hoffbrauhaus. It was basically the disneyland of beerhalls: full of tourists and highly overrated. We couldn't even get a table, so we decided to go find another place to drink until we were Bayern fans. As we were walking to another beerhall, we happened upon this small hole in the wall bar (comparable to the Illini Inn) and decided to go in. It was filled to the brim with older local Bayern fans drinking and singing victory songs. Naturally, we decided to stop in and stay a while. There was this one guy who started talking to us who was wearing a Cologne jersey and kept requesting Cologne's song (the only words we could remember were "Viva Colognia"). The whole bar would sing the song at the top of their lungs with this guy. It was an incredible experience.
As we were walking home, we passed by the town hall again, where an official party for the Bayern team was. It was an absolute wasteland with glass and beer and pretzel pieces all over the place. Since we had been around singing fans all day, we had picked up a Bayern chant or two, so we started leading chants with fans.
broken internet
cheers
Thursday, May 8, 2008
off the radar
i saw iron man the other night and i thought i was actually kinda good, so if you were on the fence go ahead and see it i dont think you'll be disappointed.
im two classes down and 3 to go, with a german final in a few weeks. meine deutsche is still schlect but thats what happens when you only have class once a week for german.
another piece of good news the tournament is now less than one month away.
tonight is amys 21st so tiki bar at the university and then off to the diskothek
p.s. ive been listening to Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks a lot in the past few weeks. they are gonna play at lollapalooza this year. the album is called "Real Emotional Trash". sorry if you try it and hate it but i liked it.
stay classy
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
world spotlight
i heard Wendy's is opening back up in Champaign so that made my day.
ive been reading up on Salzburg and i found out the beer gardens there are amazing, so ive gotten a little more excited since i thought all i was going to see was mozart's house and the sound of music tour.
i forgot to tell the story of the only person to die on the eiffel tower. the guy was a tailor from austria and was convinced he made a suit that could fly. can you guess if he survived his demonstration? the official autopsy report indicated that he suffered from a heart attack before he hit the ground. i guess he died before he could effectively use his flying suit.
tonight is yet another 21 birthday celebration but before that im going to kriterium to watch the champions league game.
cheers.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Berlin and Paris
I thought Paris was going to be overrated but it was actually pretty cool. The Louvre was HUGE. You can spend days in there. For those of you who are were wondering no I was not allowed to check and see if Mary Magdeline's sarcophagus was buried underneath the Louvre. We saw the Mona Lisa but I was shocked at how small it was. We took the free walking tour from the same company but opted out of the pub crawl because we met friends there who took us out. The guy staying there named Jake made me try this beer that actually is 12 percent alcohol by volume called Amsterdam Maximator. Jake likes to describe the taste as "drinking a bottle of SKOL vodka and pissing it out into a can". I'll leave it at that. Of course we went up to the Eiffel Tower. We went at night and it was absolutely freezing. Its a good thing I brought my jacket on this trip.

I'm heading to Salzburg for the weekend with about 12 people. We are going to check out the Stiegl Brewery and do the Sound of Music Tour (great). The hostel apparently plays the movie on a loop constantly so I should have a good grip on the songs while we are frolicking in the hills (sigh).
For those of you who want a funny story a guy on our program got a letter from the police yesterday saying he was due in court next week for property damage. The problem is he doesn't remember damaging any property nor does he remember talking to the police. There were witnesses of him talking to about 10 cops (and no he wasn't looking for Chipitos). Now would be a good time to start learning to EU Laws...
I just realized that people are actually commenting on this blog thing. That made me happy to see people actually read this thing. Keep it up.
the end.
Monday, April 21, 2008
ok fine...
im going to tarentino this a little bit and jump around in time so bear with me. we got back from paris the other day. i was a little tired so i decided not to head out and have some me time and watch a movie or something. a quiet little saturday night. about 5 minutes into the movie amy storms into the room, closes my dvd player, rips the covers off my bed, and shoves a beer in my face "GET OUT OF BED THE RATHAUS HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CLUB TONIGHT" soooo next thing i know im downstairs with that same beer in my hand heading out. it was really cool though, they turned town hall into a club and pulled out all the stops including loud sound system, giant bar, professional dancers, and my favorite, ten euro cover for guys. now, im taking a class called gender, diversity, and the workplace, and i believe this classifies as gender discrimination. tell me im wrong.
so the next day was rapid vienna's last home game and like i said before if they won the game they won the league. ten minutes into the game rapid was winning 2-0. the place was bonkers. nobody was sitting and the stadium was blaring the white stripes "seven nation army". my ever-growing knowledge of the german language enabled me to do the chants after rapid scored. since i know my P's and Q's, and can count to 100, i was set:
(in english)
announcer guy: Rapid!
crowd: 2
announcer guy: Altach
crowd: 0
announcer guy: Thank You!
crowd: You're Welcome!!
i couldnt have been happier. perfect weather, a half liter cup of ottakringer in my hand, some suprisingly good soccer, and a giant celebration after the victory (final score 3-0). it honestly rivaled an afternoon at Wrigley Field. We got to storm the field afterwards and celebrate with the team as they were awarded medals for winning the cup. utter bliss.
back in time (Wayne's World doo-doo-do doo-doo-do doo-doo-do) to about a month ago: Spring Break Part 2!!!
so we wake up in Avignon, France, and to be honest cannot wait to get out of there. Arriving at the train station we find out theres a train strike in France and we cant get to Barcelona. shoot me. fortunately something worked out and we transferred about two times and got there. out of woods right? of course not. we get into barca at about midnight and call the hostel for more specific directions. turns out this hostel has a nice little program going on. they let people stay there for free if they man the desk and answer telephones. thats all fine and dandy until one of them doesnt know how in the world to get us there!!
idiot at the desk: Where are you?
us smart people: We're next to Port Olympico.
moron: What's that?
THE HOSTEL IS 2 BLOCKS FROM PORT OLYMPICO! 1.5 hours later we are in bed, very angry but happy to not be in france.
so we hit up the hot spots: Sagrada Familia (did you know the flippin thing isn't even finished yet?) Montjuic Castle, Las Ramblas, Gaudi Park, etc. Las Ramblas is the main street with performers and vendors and really creepy statues.

the stadium was massive. but anyways the plan worked and i was in high spirits. moving on, the nightlife was pretty sweet.
its a spanish tradition to basically go all night and then sleep in afternoon. i believe they call it "siesta". the institutionalization of the nap is fine by me. unfortunately we had things to do so that was out. one of the places we tried to get to was called "chipitos" which in Catalan i think means "shots" or "spirits". So we were lost naturally and i attempted to use my spanish powers on some police officers but im sure all they heard was "where are shots". you can imagine their confusion and general concern for my well-being after hearing that. needless to say we got really really lost that night and couldnt find anywhere to go, until, lo and behold, another irish pub!! they never fail me. another night we went to a sweet fountain show, but before we went we had to kick off the night right with some champagne.


Sunday, April 20, 2008
lazy
bye
Friday, April 11, 2008
nice little friday
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Graz
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
back from break
Easter Sunday I train it for about 19 hours to Nice, France. I'll say now I was a skeptic of France but I was pleasantly suprised:

Don't be fooled, it wasn't that warm. And did I mention I didn't bring a coat? Setback number 1 for the trip. There wasn't much to see in Nice, but it was a really cool beach town city. I don't know if you can tell but those beaches aren't sandy. Because there wasn't a whole lot to do except "take it all in" it didn't take long for the girls to find the stores...

Since there really wasn't anything else to do we took a 3 euro bus trip to Monte Carlo, Monaco. Some fun facts about Monte Carlo: its the second smallest sovereign nation in the world behind the Vatican, its home to one of the most prestigious annual formula 1 races, and it is essentially where the rich and beautiful come to play. Along the harbor lay million dollar yachts and well-dressed attractive people strolling about. It also has the famous Monte Carlo casino. Unfortunately I was wearing my sandals that day and was denied access into the casino. Setback number 2. I mean c'mon, how cool would it have been to say you've gambled at the Monte Carlo casino (sigh).
So we leave Nice and head for another French city called Avignon. Some fun facts about Avignon: Nothing. I was told this place was chosen because another place was all booked up. It turned out to be a more relaxing time in France because of the lack of sights and I am always down for not moving a lot. There was however a very large "Palace of the Popes" that we did not go in because of the cost but shoved our cameras through the holes in the wooden door and snapped some blind pictures. How's that for Europe on a Shoestring?

The older part of the city itself was pretty cool because it is walled in with ramparts and whatnot. It had a famous port thingy on the river that ran outside of the city but it looked more to me like a bridge that wasn't finished. I will not show you this picture because you might look and it and begin to not be jealous of my spring break trip. I want to point out now that I did not book this vacation. There wasn't even a lot to do at night. We did however find an Irish pub, which we spent approximately quadruple the amount of time there than the time we spent snapping pictures. We left the pub in waves but were too preoccupied with "fun" that nobody cared to think about "responsibility". Nobody knew who had the only key to the hotel. And worst of all, the hotel decided to actually lock the doors after a certain time. So me and Anna being the last wave from the pub showed up with no idea what to do. And to complete the perfect storm of bad things that can happen to you in a crappy french town, nobody was answering their phone. My next move was to go around to the back and try to get anybodies attention via the back window that I was "bonjouring" out of in a Beauty and Beast-like fashion only hours ago. The only thing I found that I could throw was an empty McDonald's cup lying on the street. So I began to throw...

That is the cup, with the straw in the lower left-hand corner. I am putting this picture up because I wanted you to know I did not make this up. But by putting this up and by posting today you know that I eventually got upstairs and am still alive.
There's more to the story but I want to move on to other exciting places like Barcelona and Berlin. I'm getting hungry though so I'm taking a break. I may post later today or if I go to Loco (it is Wednesday after all) I will do it tomorrow. peace.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
there ARE kangaroos in austria
the best part about the trip (besides seeing the fam of course) was this australian bar called Billabong. the parents had been there while jake and i were at LOCO and suggested it. as soon as we walked in we saw 3 screens of NCAA basketball that was to be on all night. thats all the reason i needed. ive fallen in love with this bar for the following reasons:
- they speak english
- 2 euro pitchers during happy hour
- they show all the basketball and soccer games
- they play (what i consider) great music
- they asked me to play on their bar cricket team
cheers.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
do you believe in miracles?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
...
cheers
small world
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
spring break
the next two weeks is a clock-wise tour of western europe starting with two mediterranean french cities. i forget the second one but the first is Nice. Paris will be missed but we are planning to do that at another time. Next we are heading to Barcelona. it wont be so much 'spain' but more 'catalonia' but im really really really excited for barce. then its a flight to amsterdam. this wasnt my choise seeing as ive been here before but you cant win em all. the final cities are berlin and frankfurt. berlin should be really fun too, and i dont see myself getting much sleep there.
other possible destinations outside of austria include paris, munich, and some countries out east including hungary and croatia, but not the ukraine. ukraine is weak.
im making some progress on my german. im at the point now where i can ask a couple questions, but i still cant interpret the answers. so that really gets me nowhere. i really confuse the locals by creating the illusion that i am able to speak their language.
i learned the ever famous pick-up line "hey, whats your major" the other day, so now i can successfully pick up austrians at the clubs.
Was ist dein Hauptfach?
Sunday, March 9, 2008
some culture
somebody send me some el toro asap. dont forget the cheese dip.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Return of Schnitzel and the Plague
On the other hand, the game last night was a lot of fun. it wasnt the game so much that was exciting but the extracurricular activities of the fans next to us. we sat in the section next to the opposing fans section. their part was fenced off but that didnt stop them from throwing flares onto the field and firecrackers and non-alcoholic beer at the group of people i was with. we werent even wearing the home teams colors (i for one was wearing neutral austrian red). we were just the closest people on the upper deck for them to hit. Once the home team Rapid Wein went up 2-1 with ten minutes left the amount of thrown firecrackers intensified, and i eventually became more obsessed with making sure one didnt land on me than on who won. by the end of the match police in full riot gear surrounded the other fans to make sure fights didnt break out. all in all it was a pretty good night.
Amy's dad is flying into Vienna for the night so we are going out to Centimeter, a popular restaurant in the city. i will probly have some more schnitzel, since thats all they serve in Austria. i have had so much schnitzel in the past month and a half and i am soooo sick of it. its not even that good. its just fried meat. thats all it is. i dont understand why its so popular here. here, you can be the judge: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnitzel
at least the beer is good here...
Friday, March 7, 2008
zlaty error
Tonight should be fun. We are going to see a club soccer game. The local team, Rapid Wien, is playing the club team from Graz, Austria. Rapid Wien is in first place in the Austrian Bundesliga, and Graz is in 4th or 5th. Then afterwards its a 21st birthday celebration.
cheers
Thursday, March 6, 2008
djavad!
I wanted to dedicate an entire post to my roommate Djavad Rahimi because I could write pages and pages about this guy. He is a 23-year old 100 pound Iranian studying Math and German at the Wirtschaftuniversitat, and he is a character to say the least. I don’t even know where to begin. I will start by easing your fears that he loves
Bratislava: gotta love that exchange rate!
A few of us crossed the iron curtain into
p.s. I changed the settings so that anyone can comment on posts. I don’t know who is reading this but if you are out there feel free to talk back
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
I'm back
I’m back from the Middle Ages and now have the internet. And no I was not downloading porn. Djavad would disapprove. Its been about two weeks so I have no idea where to begin.
I’ll just knock off
But I live in
Monday, February 18, 2008
das internet ist kaput
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Ski Week

Hello anyone. I say anyone because I have no idea who is even going to read this, but I thought it would be a good idea to make one in case people wanted to check to see whether or not I was still alive. Its been three weeks and I still don't start class for another week and a half. So for the last month its been skiing and looking at old European buildings and drinking. Thats pretty much it.
The ski week was incredible. I won't get into much detail about it because it I will just go on and on about how much fun I had and then I might get some hateful comments. Our hotel was literally on top of a mountain and there was a string of towns down a the bottom. You could ski down the mountain, and take lifts up the other side of the valley and ski everywhere. To get supplies (more vodka) you literally had to ski into town with a backpack, walk with you ski boots into the store, load up, and take a series of chutes and ladders to get back to the hotel. The whole trip takes about 2 and a half hours. If I remember correctly when it was my turn to go I was hauling 7 liters of vodka/chaser back up to the hotel. It sucked but it was a price we were willing to pay. I mean, we didn't know each other that well so the solution for that was to just drink and then get to know each other!
So our week consisted of waking up at 8, skiing all day, and drinking all night with 3 meals in between. There is a form of skiing happy hour I believe is called "apre shei" witch is a french/german word that means "after ski"; you pretty much hang out when the lifts close, drink scnapps, and watch the sunset over the mountains. The picture above shows just that.
Oh yeah something else: I almost died. I remember the most common piece of advice I got before I left was "don't die". This would be a typical conversation leading up to my departure:
Friend: Oh you're going to Austria for a semester. Sweet man....don't die.
Me: Uh, OK. Don't you mean "have fun"?
Friend: Oh yeah, that too. But seriously man...don't die.
So I started to take that to heart. But when I think "don't die" I think "don't get mugged in the Bermuda Triangle in Vienna like Kojich did (Oh by the way Bruce Murray brought up that story and told people he would rather they be home before 12. Obviously that won't happen but its amazing how Kojich's shenanigans and antics 2 years ago affect my fun in Vienna today). So anyways, back to my original story...
It was about day 2 or 3 of ski week where I hit some ice and just lost it. I had two options: Run into a guy I was skiing with and take him down the mountain with me or fall earlier and only take myself down the mountain with me. So being the nice guy that I am I sorta fell "on purpose" and prayed I would stop before falling "out of bounds" on the mountain. Well I'm here today so that means I did, but it was kinda close. My water bottle shot out of my pants and was never seen again (Those of you who are facebook friends with me can see Bode's lovely artwork of this happening). Anyways, it was a lot of fun but I had one close call. Thanks for the warning Dana...
Alright I'm sick of typing so I'm gonna go nurse my headache from last night. Next post's comments will involve Vienna, Prague, and my Iranian roommate Javad! In the meantime I leave you with a Dwight Schrute-ism:
"People say, 'oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace'. Well I say, 'it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose.'" - Dwight Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager
Peace